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Ten Things I learned from Television.

1. Children and teenagers are way smarter than their parents, and should be allowed to run the family.

2. Husbands are inept boobs, and wives are smart and savvy.

3. Starting from 2012, Barack Obama will be inserted somewhere into your favorite program.

4. The US military is defending our country as we speak, and is the place for young men of high moral stature who need a father figure.

5. White men per se are OK to ridicule, but not women or black men.

6. A viewing experience is improved if there is lots of blood and violence.

7. It’s OK for the police to abuse their powers if it’s for a good cause.

8. Food is very important, and the subtle nuances of taste deserve great attention.

9. Politicians are noble men.

10. Sports are very important.

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